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I just realized

The reason the majority of people in the 1600s were smarter than the majority of people nowadays

is bc of television

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vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

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Posted 1 week ago with 516801 Notes

satisfactiions:

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Ugh I cannot be bothered to go to work today

But at least tomorrow it’s my birthdayyyy ;))))))))

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